I’m going to thank Cactus Matt from Anime Q & A for throwing this tag my way. I have never even considered building a harem and so when I was nominated my brain suddenly went a little bit crazy with the possibilities. Then of course I had to think about when I could respond to the tag and ultimately I decided just to make it my feature for the week. I think this is going to be fun if only because I decided to go all out and not think for a moment about the reality of what such a gathering would be like.
The Idea:
You are the central protagonist of a harem anime. Pick five characters (of any gender) that fit into a different harem character type. The characters must be from existing anime (but can come from any anime). If you want the full list of original rules, click here.
My Amended Idea:
You are the central protagonist of a harem anime. Pick five characters (of any gender) that will play a particular role within the harem. The characters must be from existing anime (but can come from any anime).
The reason for the change is I don’t really use labels from the types and tropes that this list should probably include (Tsundere, etc). I actually find these labels really limiting as they only focus in on one part of a character, much like the ‘manic pixie girl’ label that gets thrown around. So while I do understand these terms, I tend to avoid using them except when I’m being really sarcastic toward something, so I decided not to use them in my harem.
My Harem
01. The Dangerously Perfect Guy
Okay, we all know this type in fiction, though fortunately few of them exist in real life. This guy can do anything. Literally anything. And he does it perfectly, flawlessly, and looks really good while doing it. Too bad he’ll chew you up and spit you out and not even look back as he moves on to the next meal. And of course, to fulfil this role in my harem I’ve enlisted the aid of one hell of a butler, Sebastian Michaelis, from Black Butler. The one advantage of this, is by default I get Ciel Phantomhive to be part of the harem without using one of my five because Sebastian isn’t going to just join someone else’s harem. So realistically, I’ve somehow connect Ciel into it and Sebastian came along for the ride.
02. The Smart and Sexy Guy
He doesn’t necessarily have to wear glasses, but why would you turn down a gorgeous looking guy with glasses who also has a brain to back up the look. He’s probably a little bit sharp tongued and he’s probably talked down to you on more occasions than you can count, but he genuinely smiles when you argue back and win a point or two in the verbal sparring match. This guy has a plan at all times, doesn’t respond well to sudden shocks, and isn’t great at expressing emotions, but he’s just too cute because of his awkwardness. So yes, I’ve selected Uryu Ishida from Bleach. He’s smart, deadly with a bow and arrow, he sews, and the guy is seriously stubborn. Plus, he really does rock those glasses.
03. The Guy You Just Want To Hug
He’s like your little brother, only fortunately not. His smile is infectious, his tears make you melt, and all and all, this is the guy you want to hang around and spend time with. He tries hard at everything, he’s always looking out for you, and when he falls down he pulls himself back up but you just know one day he’ll need you. Yep, I had to throw Katsuki Yuri, from Yuri on Ice, on this list. Partly because I actually needed someone nice in my harem, and partly because I really would like to give Yuri a hug. It probably doesn’t hurt that if Yuri is around there’s a good chance Victor might show up.
04. He’s In His Own World, But One Day He’ll Need You
It’s amazing how many girls in anime fall for the guy who barely know they exist and yet insist on just waiting patiently. And yet, there was one guy I thought of who might just be worth waiting for. Natsume Takashi from Natsume Yuujinchou. The guy literally lives in his own world and at times his human friends get quite forcibly pushed aside, and yet, for someone like that, I could definitely see them being worth the wait. As he slowly opens up to people, there’s such a kind and gentle soul there. Much like with Yuri Katsuki, I’d just like to give Natsume a hug.
05. Finally, The Bad Boy, Because Every Harem Needs One
I’m going to be honest and point out that I’m not a big fan of bad boys in real life, but in stories they work beautifully. The joy of watching a rebel or rule breaker in a narrative is fun and safe, in real life they are a destabilising factor that is best avoided. But for my fictional harem, I’m throwing one in because that allows me to toss this truly gorgeous guy in, and I’m pretty sure most of you will agree he belongs in the list: Shinya Kougami from Psycho Pass. He’s fighting for his sense of justice, or revenge, and he doesn’t worry about whether or not he has to break the rules to do it. His single-minded focus is attractive as hell, but also dangerous as it is likely to burn those who come too close.
Your Thoughts:
Given I’d never put together a harem before, or even considered it, this ended up being a lot of fun. Of course, I then visualised these five guys (six if you count Ciel) in a room together and realised there is no way I’m stepping foot into that room. And with the exception of Natsume, am I noticing a trend in my type of anime guy? Definitely. Now the question would be, if this was a real harem, who would be the OTP? Karandi and…
Nope. Can’t see it. Not with any of them
Thanks for reading.
Great list! In fact you have 2 guys I literally had in my list and then ended up scrapping them -> Natsume and Yuri ahahah
Poor Natsume getting scrapped.
Glad you liked the list.
Those were some great picks. A really list of interesting men with colorful personalities and attractive features. Sneaky of you to rope in Ciel, too (but it actually makes sense so what a steal).
Thanks for the nomination. I’ll try to get to it soon but I’m so behind on everything.
*A really fine list…
I’m still hoping Victor shows up with Yuri.
It will be great to see your list when you get the chance, but no rush.
I sense the noise of people taking notes….hmmmm…..
Ooh some excellent choices :3!
Glad you approve.
Thanks for participating, this was a really fun read and I’m glad you enjoyed doing it!
Thanks again for the tag.
Uh oh, this seems dangerous. Thanks for the tag. I haven’t done one in a while, so I’ll definitely do this one. Oh jeez, I need to put some thought into this.
I know. It was fun but took quite a bit of thought to narrow the list down.
So..think I could borrow those for a bit?
As I said, I’m not stepping a foot in that room, so I guess you are welcome.
That was easy
Irina caught a harem. Best of luck with that crew.
Yes! Ishida is the man. Glad to see another Bleach fan in the blogosphere
Part of me always wished Ishida could be the main character. I always liked him more than Ichigo.
Yeah, they sort of just made Ichigo a bit of everything strong (hollow, Quincy etc.) Ishida was a lot cooler, same with Chad
Chad was a great character early on. He kind of became pretty pointless later, but I really liked him during the first few seasons.
Yeah, I was sad that thet didn’t develop him anymore
YESSSS Kougami! Kougami! Kougami!
Yuri would be the sweetest and also there is a good chance of pork cutlet bowls!!
Yes, I would definitely have to visit Yuri’s home at some point and eat some great food and go sight seeing.